....When getting out of bed your breasts hit the floor before your feet.
....When walking across the floor you realise that creaking noise is your bones and not the floorboards
....When you wake up with a moustache that Tom Selleck would be proud of.
....When you can remember Tom Selleck.
....When you look in the mirror and see your first mole and realise, yes, you're turning into Nanny McPhee.
....When you don't care what you look like so long as you can move.
...When remembering anything is a miracle!
....When a WOW night is a box of chocolates and a good book.
....When you walk past the sexy stilleto's in the shoe store and head for the hush puppies and homipeds.
....When you can't remember that thingy that you were supposed to remember along with the doolackie that belonged to the thingymajig.
....When the teenagers are having a rave next door and you're about to phone the police & it's 11PM.
....When you can't remember what you were supposed to remember.
....When you....What was I going to say?....
Written by Marie lol.