Saturday, September 20, 2008

Laughter- The Spice of Life

Training Courses Offered to Men Only

Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!

Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back

Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store

Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts

Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves

Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's

Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category

Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

"I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

"I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

Courses That Men Think All Women Should Take

Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.

Parties: Going without new outfits

Man Management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.

Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.

Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is his

Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first

Communication Skills 2: Getting what you want without nagging

Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire

Telephone Skills: How to hang Up

Introduction to Parking.

Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Water Retention: Fact or Fat

Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter

Cooking 2: Bran and Tofu are not for human consumption

Cooking 3: How not to inflict your diets on other people

Compliments: Accepting them gracefully

Dancing: Why men don't like to

Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have

Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice

Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together

Oil and Petrol: Your car needs both

TV Remotes: For men only