Sunday, September 16, 2007

Quiz Shows & Clueless Contestants LOL


Quiz Master: What was Gandhi's first name?

Constestant: Er, Goosey, goosey?


Quiz Master: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus


Quiz Master: Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant: Er Geography isnt my strong point

Quiz Master: There's a clue in the title

Contestant: Leicester?


Quiz Master: What is the capital city of Italy

Contestant: France?


Quiz Master: What is the nationality of the Pope?

Contestant: I know that one! He's Jewish.


Quiz Master: Which American Actor was married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump


Quiz Master: In which European country is Mount Etna?

Contestant: Japan

Quiz Master: I did say European, try again

Contestant: Er, Mexico?


Quiz Master: How many Kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant: Er, umm. Well, I know there was Henry the Eighth..er...er...Three?


Quiz Master: Where did the D-Day landings take place?

Contestant: Umm, Pearl Harbor?


Quiz Master: How long did the 6 day war last between Egypt and Israel?

Contestant: Ummm, 14 days?


Did YOU know the answers LOL!