Friday, June 29, 2007

All About CHOCOLATE !!!!!

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

Will work for chocolate.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate,white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

There's more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

Nothing chocolate.... nothing gained.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.

Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies..

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression.Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate.

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof he turned into a box of chocolates.

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.

The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies,'nuff said.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.